Our life is full of Colors
I hope this 15th August will add more colors to your life
Happy Republic Day
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may u soar high in the realm of freedom.
happy independence day to all indians.!!
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Some things just can’t be expressed in words
Some people just can’t be lived without
Love can speak volumes even when words cant
So all i am going to say is ..
I love u.
Happy Independence Day sweetheart
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Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say I’m thinking of you
in a very special way.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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Thousands laid down their lives so that our country breath this day…
never forget their sacrifice..
Happy Independence day
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I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING
SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US
HINDUSTAN JINDABAD
MISS U SMS
Ever since u have left i have
realised tht a part ov one`s
Life iz made ov some1
else`s life ,
I MISS THAT PART .
I MISS YOU.
GENERAL SMS
T h e
M o s t
I m p o r t a n t
I n g r e d i e n t
I n
T h e
F o r m u l a
O f
S u c c e s s
I s
P e r f o r m i n g
C o n s i s t e n t l y … :)
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…What An Amazing Fact…
The word
" L I E "
stands right in the
middle of the word
" B E L I E V E"
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It is foolish to make enemies, but worse is to leave the friendship of good people."
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To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.
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"Patience is d toughest road to stay on, bt d surest path to victory"
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Show sincere interest when u r mate unleashes his/her emotions on u.
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"There’s a great power in words if you don’t hitch too many of them together"
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"Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of u r smile.
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IF YOU FALL, FALL LIKE A SEED TO GERMINATE BUT NOT LIKE A LEAF TO DIE
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Don’t ask God to guide your footsteps if you’re not willing to move your feet.
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Small steps in the prudent direction lead to brighter goals.
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"D minute think of giving up, think of d reasons y u held on so long…
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People Are Hated For A Single Mistake, Even Though There Are Thousand Reasons To Love
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When the page of my life will end, I know that you will be it is most beautiful chapter
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In rain all birds find shelter but eagle is the one that avoids the rain by flying above the clouds.Problem is common to all but attitude makes the difference.
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Don’t take any decision when you are angry,Don’t make any promise when you are happy.
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Smile is a bird who flies from face to face.May your lips give it a better nest so that it may stay there forever.So… Keep Smiling
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Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.
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Do not count what u have lost. Just see what u have now,because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things!
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Among the stars you’re the one that shines most. Among the winds you’re the one that brings the warm air. Among the people you’re the only one u r only my best friend
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If your eyes are sweet you would like all the people of the world, but if your tongue is sweet all the people will like YOU.
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Never break four things in life, TRUST, PROMISE, RELATIONS & HEART.Cause when they break they don’t make noise but pains a lot.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends, you order what you want then you see what the other person has.. you wish U had ordered that.
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Little keys can open big locksSimple words can express great thoughtsA text from you never fails to make me smile the whole day through!
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If a drop falls on lake, it loses its identity.If it falls on a rose, it shinesif it falls on a shell, it becomes a pearlthe drop is same but company matters
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If you can solve your problem then whats the need of worryingIf you can’t solve it then whats the use of worrying
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Hardest moment is not that when you lose something and tears come out of your eyes, but its the one when you lose something and still manage to smile.
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Dreams are not those which are seen during sleep. Dreams are those which will never let you sleep. So see the dreams and work hard to make them true.
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Nobody like you, nobody miss you, nobody want to see you, nobody want to hear your voice, nobody says that you are beautiful… Don’t mind my name is Nobody.
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Speak less to people you love the most - because if they cannot understand your silence, they can never understand your words.
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Some flowers grow best in the sun, others do well in the shadegod always knows what is the best for us, so He puts us where we grow the best.
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A word of encouragement from a friend during failure is worth more than an hour of praise by anyone after success.
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Heart is like a crystal, preserve itLove is like a perfume, spread itFeelings are like flood, flow itFriendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it
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Whatever is bright & beautiful, whatever means the most to youwhatever brings you happiness, these are the things I pray for you Always.
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Smile & Silence are two powerful tools,Smile is the way to solve many problems and silence is the way to avoid many problems.
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All the right things are not possible always. All the possible things are not right always. Be true to ur mind and heart both and you will never be wrong.
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When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life’s first day. When you want to achieve something in life think today as your life’s last day.
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When God leads you to the edge of a cliff trust him fully and let go coz only one of the two things will happen. Either he will catch you when you fall or he will teach you how to fly.
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Once thinking of you,a tear came out from my eye.I asked the tear why r u out?Tear said,’there is someone so beautiful in your eyes that there is no place 4 me.
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Silent lips may avoid many problems, But smiling lips may solve many problems,So always have a smile on ur face in the beautiful journey called “LIFE”
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, today is a gift of GodThat is why we call is PRESENT.
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Fly in the plane of ambitionAnd land in the airport of successLuck is yours, wish is mineMay ur future always shineGood luck
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Dear O Dear, You are not Near,But I can hear, Dont Get Fear,Your memories Here, Live with Cheer,No more Tear, MY DEAR …….
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The biggest suspense of life is:
we know for whom we are praying but?..
we never know the person who is praying for us?!
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Beautiful pictures are developed from negatives in dark room.So if any time you see darkness in your life it means ALLAH is developing a beautiful future for you.
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A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,White 2 ur teeth,Pink colour 2 ur lips,Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling&enjoy the colours of life
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Future is Not something U Await!It is something U Must Create!Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts whereU will Spend the Rest of ur Life!
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Success is like your own shadow, if you try to catch it you will never succeed. But if you ignore it and walk in your own way it will follow you.
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You may fall in love with the beauty of someoneBut remember, finally you have to live with character, not beauty.
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Troubles are like washing machine; They twist, turn & knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter than before.
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Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.
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Love me for a reason, & let the reason be love
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Unless u speak from heart, u cant touch anyone’s heart…!
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My heart is empty without you,Like a bird without a song!
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Best “I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.."
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Ask me not how much I care for u, but ask me what I can do for u
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"You’ve got to win in your mind before you win in your life."
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Love sought is good, but given unsought, is better.
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One Beautiful line written on the back of T-shirt :"Great leaders are rare so i am following myself".
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"No-one here is a stranger, Just a friend not yet met"
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"Laugh and the world laughs with u. Cry and the world laughs louder !!"
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"It’s better to be in love and lost than to never have fallen in one.."
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I found everything in u, u were my comfort when I was on thorns.
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I never missed you because you were always there inside my heart.
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Share all you have with the needy so that no one feels deprived and neglected.
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Sympathy SMS
The theory used 2 b u marry older menBecause they r more mature.The new theory iz that men never mature.So u might as well marry a younger 1.
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The most happy marriage I can imagine 2 myselfWould b the union ov a deaf man to a blind woman.
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May the peace which comes from the memories of love shared, comfort you now and in the days ahead.
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May the comfort of God help you during this difficult time.
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We are thinking of you during this difficult time.
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Words seem inadequate to express the sadness we feel.
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Although no words can really help to ease the loss you bear, just know that you are very close in every thought and prayer.
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You have my deepest sympathies on the death of your uncle.
My heart is reaching out to u,For what you are going through,Iam thinking of u frequently,And praying for u, too.
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Love marriages r never successCuz they never had a painMarriages r made in heavenThats true! Cuz i had failed.
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A great man who will b missed
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I am really sorry for your loss , Our thoughts and prayers are always with you
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Our loved ones are not dead, thr life has just started. Thy are still with us in spirt and u must beleive
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With heartfelt sympathy and understanding thoughts in this time of sadness.
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For I no sooner in my heart divin’d My heart, which by a secret harmony Still moves with thine, joined in connection sweet.
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When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.
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Life is eternal, and love is immortal,and death is only a horizon;and a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight.
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Inspirational SMS
The duck looks smooth nd calm on top ov da waterBut underneath there iz restless peddling.In life nothing worthwhile comes without struggle.
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Perfection iz achieved not whenThere iz nothing more 2 add.But when there iz nothingLeft 2 take away.
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While building ur team,Always search 4 peopleWho love 2 win.If it is difficult 2 find,At least look 4 peopleWho hate to lose!
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Never pray for an easier life, pray to be a stronger person.Never pray for tasks equal to ur power but for power equal to conquer ur tasks!
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It is better to cry than to be angry, because anger hurts others while tears flow silently thru the soul and cleanses the heart..
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It is easy to have faithin yours if when youare a winnerWhat you’ve got tohave is faith anddiscipline when you arenot yet a winner …
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If you ve built castles in the air, your work need not b lost there iz wher thy should b Now pt foundations under them.
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If you kan DREAM it, you kan DO it.
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Tha future belongs to those who believe in the beauty ov their dreams.
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"Beginning 2day, treat every1 u meet as if thy were going to b dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness nd understanding u kan muster, nd do with no thought ov any reward. ur life will never be the same again."
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A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image ov a cathedral.
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Dreaming iz an act ov pure imagination, attesting in all men a creative power, which, if it were available in waking, would make every man a Dante or a Shakespeare.
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Inspiration comes in many frms, here u ll find a collection ov inspirational messages containing content abut God, faith nd overall Christian inspiration.
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Hopefully u will find a common faith theme of inspiration nd words ov wisdom tht ll inspire u.
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To Give Pleasure 2A Single Heart By ASingle Act Iz BetterThan A ThousandHeads Bowing InPrayer …
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"Never Conclude APerson By HizPresent StatusBecause Time HazThe Great Power 2Change A UselessCoal Into A ValuableDiamond…"
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Difficulties In ur Life Dont Come 2 Destroy u Bt Help You 2 Realize ur Hidden Potential Let The Difficulties Know Tht … You r DIFFICULT 2 !!
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However High the Sky May Be, However Wide the River May Be, However Strong the Wind May Be, However Dark the Clouds May Be Just Remember Its Non Ov yoUr Business *******************
Good Morning SMS
morning timeA cup ov hot hello,A plate ov crispy wishes,A spoon ov sweet smiles &A slice ov great success - for uEnjoy da day!***Good Morning***!
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An Early Morning Message,Does Not Only Mean Good Morning!But Haz A Silent Message Sayingu r My First Thought @ Morning***Good Morning***!!
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Waves r inspiring,Not becoz they rise-n-fall;But becoz each time they fall,They never fail to rise again!Hope u rise always! Good Morning!
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:::G::::: ””’*,s :::::O::: () ):::::::O: „„,*’*MORNING* *HAVE A NICE DAY
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Let Us Not WorryAbout The FutureLet Us Only DoThe Right ThingToday, At This MomentHere & NowLet The Future Take Care Of ItselfGood Morning
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GØØD MØRNING"With.*.*.The.*.*..*.*.Beautiful Name.*.*..*.*.Øf.*.*..+’"; w ‘; ‘;’+.+;’ ; ; ;’+. .+"+. .+
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See how beautifullyGod haz added oneMore day in ur lifeNot necessarily becauseu need it But becauseSomeone elseMight need “U”
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Life iz a miracle,don’t let it slip away,Open ur heart to others;give of urself each day.
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Morning is not only sunrisebutA beautiful miracle of godthat defeats Darkness & spreads light. May u hav a beautifulday always..!!GOODMOrning
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May u begin thiz day wid a smile on ur face,nd wid happiness 4 ur soul to embrace.Good Morning my love
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G-get upO-open your eyesO-out of your bedD-day has risenM-merry lifeO-old dreams cum trueR-rise sun shineN-new friendsI-ideas of lifeN-nice futureG-GOOD DAY for yoU! *****************
A late night sms greting doesnotonly mean good nightIt haz a silent message sayingyou are my last thought @ night Good Night
We can’t own time to have long talks. We don’t have nice chances for more laughs,We will always be a friends.
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However high the sky may be,However wide the River may be,However strong the wind may be Just Remember we are the Best Friend Forever…
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As precious as u r to me, As precious no one can ever be, I know friends r hard to choose, But u r a friend I never want to lose.
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What is Real but Invisible?-ur Carewhat is true but unfair?-ur AbsenceWhat is sweet but Naughty?-ur Smilewhat is Precious but Priceless?-Our Friendship
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The relation between u and me is like hand and eyes,when hand hurts,eyes cry…n whn eyes cries…hand wipes!!!!……..thts our friendship
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FRIENDis aFoundationof LOVE..LOVEis aOrganizationof LIFE..LIFEis aDistrubutionof FEELINGS..FEELINGSr the Constructionof “FRIENDSHIP"
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Jise dil ki kalam or mohabat ki ink kehate hai.jise lamho ki kitab or yaadon ka cover kehate hai. Yahi woh subject hai jise log Friendship kahate hai..
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Seconds of introduction..Minutes of discussion..Hours of attraction..Days of interaction..Years of satisfaction..Makes freindship a strong construction…
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i made a list of special ppl in my life with pencil,but when i reached ur name i used pen bcoz i decided to keep u forever as my sweet friend.
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When emotions play their role the heart cries.When heart cries it does not make any sound & the person who listens to that unmade soundis called a Friend.
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Rose born for beauty , Jasmine born for Smell , You born for Smile , I born for See you ,but We 2 born for lovely FRIENDSHIP
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I have seen angels in the sky? I have seen snowfall in July? I have seen things U only imagine 2 see? But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than U.
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If U need a friend & there R a hundred steps between us, U can take the 1st step 2 get near me & I will take all 99 step 2 be there 4 U.
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Never 4get old friends. They R hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us… I get BETTER, U get OLDER.
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The test of friendship doesn’t comes when U R 2GethEr. It comes when U Part ways & U Realize that despite the distance, the friendship is still there…
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FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U 4get but how U 4give, Not how U listen but how U Understand&, Not what U see but how U feel, & not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!
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In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only 1 thing is DEFINITE. U’ll always be my FRIEND,beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
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A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when U have nowhere 2 go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is U.
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Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss U, Why? I care 4 U, Why? I remember U then my heart answered its simply bcoz U R a sweet friend!!
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If I could pull down the rainbow I would write UR name with it & put it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colourful my life is with a friend like U!!
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U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.
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may mean nothing 2 U but U will always be special 2 me!!
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How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not 2fall when wind exist? How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.
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If I were 2 be anything in this world?. Id be UR tears!!!? So, I can be conceived in UR heart, born in UR eyes, live on UR cheeks & die on UR lips
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A special friend is rare indeed, its God grace 4 good deeds, yes, perfect friends r very few, I m so lucky 4 having U.
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When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is Ur wish 4 2day? I said : please take special care of the person reading this SMS !!!!!!!
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Time might lead me 2 nowhere & faith might break in2 pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
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Uravukalay thandiyathu unmai nadpu .. Athai unnidam kandan .. entrum nam priyamal irrupom…
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FRIENSHIP is good network in the world,No_recharge No_roamingNo_validity limitNo_activationNo_signal problem.!BUT DON’T switch off your HEART!
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A deep friend is like Rainbow, when the perfect amount of Happiness and Tears are mixed,the result is a Colorful Bridge between 2 Hearts..!
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Uthirum malaruku oru naal than Maranam..Piriyum natpukuthinam thinam Maranam.Uravugalai nesipomNatpai swasippom.
out of time,
I could pick one moment and
keep it shining,
always new,
of all the days that I have lived,
I’d pick the moment
I met you.
and
to forget me is up to you.
Forget me not,
forget me never.
Forget this text,
but not the sender.
No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tomorrow & everyday
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY
Attitude for the day
No Aditi
No life
Know Aditi,
know life,
U decide
NOTE: Editing, copying of dis msg is strictly prohibited
Jony Jony poem in rajasthani
‘Kalu kalu’
‘k bapu’
‘zardo khayo’
‘na bapu’
‘jhoot bole’
‘na bapu’
‘mundo khol’
‘aa thu aa thu…!’
If I could be any letter in the alphabet,
I’d choose “V" so I can be next to “U";
If you could be any note,
I wish you’re “RE" so your always beside “ME"!
Text me when you are sad,
Text me when you need someone to listen to
and you can’t find anyone who will.
I don’t care if I’m your last option,
I just don’t want you to cry alone.
Socho Agar doctors film banate to title kya hota:
1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham
2. Kaho na bukhar hai
3. TB no. 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam
I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I’m sorry I love you, I can’t help it.
The recipe of friendship:
1 cup of sharing.
2 cups of caring.
3 cups of forgiveness & hugs.
Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
Without Friend, Life Waste,
Without Salt, Food Waste,
Without Story, Cinema Waste,
Hamara sms nahi to apka mobile waste..
But Apki smile nahi to hamara sms waste :)
Santani: Lo light chali gayi…
Santa: Light chali gayi to fan chalu kar..
Santani: Lo kar di stupid walo baat, fan chalu karne se mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
dua hai hamari ‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe’
Happy Diwali
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…
Hamari Bhagwan se prarthna hai ki wo aapko
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH
DE
SHUBH DEEPAWALI…
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
Diwali aai,
masti chahi,
rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye,
Dhoom Dhadaka,
chhoda phataka,
jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye,
"Happy Diwali"
Best Traffic ad for the year
Lord Ganesha says,
"Care for ur head,
Not everyone gets
a replacement
like me!
Wear helmet!!
Have a good life!!!
Jony Jony poem in rajasthani
‘Kalu kalu’
‘k bapu’
‘zardo khayo’
‘na bapu’
‘jhoot bole’
‘na bapu’
‘mundo khol’
‘aa thu aa thu…!’
Even a small dot can stop a big sentence
But, Few more dots can give a CONTINUITY..
Amazing but true
Every ending can be a new beginning…
Ek sardar ne mendak se pucha: Sardaron me dimag hota hai ya nahi
Mendak bola: NAHI
aur pani mein kood gaya.
Sardar: To isme SUICIDE karne wali konsi baat thi
Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,
Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho..
Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.
The World is round,
We’ll meet again and again..
Whenver we meet I’ll ask you,"How r u?"
Hope you’ll not jumble the words and ask me,"Who r u?"
Pearl of life:
Don’t count what u lost,
Cherish what u have and
plan what u can gain
because
Past never returns
and
Future may return d lost…
Friendship means:
U happy, I happy,
U sad, I sad,
U laugh, I laugh,
U jump down from the building,
….
I continue to laugh.
Send this message to 5,00,000 people…
DO NOT IGNORE,
Its very serious,
This is not a joke,
ITS GOD GRACE,
After one month,
you’ll receive something big….
YOUR MOBILE BILL
Palak jhuka kar salaam karte hai,
Dil ki duwa aapke naam karte hai,
Kabool ho to muskura dena,
Aapki ek muskurahat pe jaan nisar karte hai.
Think smart…
Think positive…
Think beautiful…
Think great….
Think attractive…
But wait… this will be too much for you….
Just think about me….
Coming together is beginning
Staying together is progress
Living together is life
Dying together is love
But being apart and still being together
is friendship
Every morning you have two choices,
Continue your sleep with your dreams,
or
Wake up and Chase your dreams,
Choice is yours….
Good Morning
Kuch to jite hai
jannat ki tamanna lekar…
Kuch tamannaein
jina sikha deti hain…
Hum kis tamanna ke sahare jiye,
Ye zindagi roz ek tamanna badha deti hai…
Morning is a wonderful opportunity
2 pray
2 love
2 care
2 smile
and to thank God
4 all that we received in life….
GOOD MORNING
Ehsaas aapka jis pal nahi hota,
Saason ka silsila mukammal nahi hota,
Mobile ka inbox bhi khoobsurat nahi lagta,
Jab tak isme aapka ek rapchik sms nahi hota..
Life is KISMAT KONNECTION
When it ends JAANE TU YA JAANE NA
So lets do THODA PYAR THODA MAGIC
Who knows LOVE STORY 2050
comes in your life and make it JANNAT
Fact of life:
Some tough battles have 2 b fought alone…
Some paths have to be crossed alone…
So, never be emotionally attached to any one…
U never know, when you have to walk alone
Night is a nice gift„,
so open the gift by closing ur eyes,
u’ll see the another world waiting for you….
Enjoy it with sweet dreamz
Government of India ne aaj ek naya rule pass kiya hai,
Smart logo ko personality tax pay karna padega…
Aap to safe hain,
O my God, Mera kya hoga….
I want to share everything with you…
your sadness,
your happy moments,
each & everything,
every single second of the day,
Let’s start with your “ATM Password"…
I wish your life…
Soft as silk
White as milk
Sweet as honey
Full of money
May all dreamz come true…
Good Morning
Read Carefully,
Last nite God gave me 2 choices.
Either to have a good friend like you or to have excellent memory….
….
I don’t remember what I chose
Give laugh to all but smile to one,
Give Cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all, but heart to one,
Give life to all but live for one.
Take Care
Nepali ko chiragh mila…
Chirag Ragra…
Jinn Nikla….
Bola - 3 wish batao…
Nepali bola…
1. Ek Bara bangla…
2. Usme khoob daulatmand log…
3. Mujhe usme chowkidaar lagwado…..
Behind Every successful student,
there is one girl friend,
But what about unsuccessful student,
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A Beautiful Teacher :)
Behind Every successful student,
there is one girl friend,
But what about unsuccessful student,
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Lot of girl friends :)
Allah kiski ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de,
System de to balance na de,
Agar balance de to kam se kam 2-4 msg karne ka hausla de
Halki si dhoop barsaat ke baad,
Thodi si khushi har baat ke baad,
Isi tarah sab ko mubarak ho Jashn-e-azaadi aap ke baad,
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
Ever noticed,
Our Parents spend 1st 18 months trying to make us stand up and talk,
……
and the next 18 years
trying to make us sit and listen…
Yesterday, In my dreams all my books were singing…
Guess…
which song
….
Zara zara hold me, hold me, hold me
zara zara touch me, touch me, touch me….
THINK:
"Always behave like a Duck."
Be calm and unruffled on the surface
but
paddle with great vigour underneath.
Kisi ki yaad aaye - Yaad karo
Jyada aaye - SMS karo
Aur jyada aaye - Phone karo
Aur jyada aaye - Mil lo
Aur jyada aaye - Pyar karo,
Aur jyada aaye - SHADI kar lo…..
….
….
….
….
PHIR KABHI NAYI AAYEGI… :)
Sometimes we wonder
why friends keep forwarding messages to us,
The reason is bcoz they have nothing to say,
but still want to keep in touch
Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai…
Socho kyo…?
Kyonki wo apne aap ko branch manger samajhta hai.. :)
Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, walk on hotcoal barefoot
Jus 4 u
Girl: So sweet, can you come to my home right now.
Boy:Not now, It is raining outside.
@ ‘ @
@ ‘/’ @ ‘/’
‘/ / / ‘/’ / / This BUNCH OF FLOWERS
/ / / / @/
/ / / is being specially delivered
"%"
to you Just to say
“HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY"
Let me tie this to your hand
===()===
A friendship band
for a
true friend
We are apart, still I can feel You are nearest to me
"HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY"
No word is as beautiful as friend,
No friend is as wonderful as you,
A friend is sweet when it is new,
Its sweeter when its true, Like u,
$ HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY $
Fact of life:
No sound in dis world can be more louder than silence
and if anyone cannot understand your silence,
then they can never understand your words too.
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya…
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya…
Chaturai se ki jisne…
usne kya ukhaad liya :)
A chinese was in hospital.
An Indian went to meet him,
Chinese said,"CHING CHONG..MOU CHOU CHA…" & died
Indian went to china to know the meaning.
It was;KAMINE OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PAIR HATA
When I don’t get ur sms,
A little pain in my heart,
n tears in my eyes
& Sadness falls on my face…..
What is it….
Nothing… Just Draamebaazi :)
Food for thought:
Shoes v wear r sold in AC market, while vegetables dat we eat are many a times sold on footpaths.
Pizza reaches faster than Ambulance.
….
Life has its own ways
All electrons were having party,
Suddenly Protons entered n attacked them.
….
A Hero comes and saves them….
Electrons ask,"Who are you?"
Hero replies,"Bond…. Covalent Bond *7^(*4%$$#
Teacher: Oxygen is must for life.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God, I was born after that,
Pehle paida hota to mar jata.
Tufani Baarish, Aadhi Raat,
Sardar Pizza Hut pe Pizza lene aaya.
Waiter: RU Married
Sardar: Gadhe, Aisi Barsati raat me kaunsi maan apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi
Caring is a gift that no one can buy.
It’s made up of love that roots in our hearts n creates memories
not just for a while but 4 a lifetime
Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai…
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain…
Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte :)
Apun ko yaad karne ka,
Apun ko phone karne ka,
Apun ko sms bhi karne ka…..
Nahi kiya to ………
To
to
to
Darne ka nahi….
Apun karega… :)
“Gandhigiri Hai re"
In INDIA, a survey was that
how many boys want to go on
DATE with ME.
5% said YES
0% said NO
95% said, “Sapne mat Dikhao Yaar, Hamari aisi kismat kahan."
Pyar wo nahi, jisme jeet ya haar ho,
Pyar koi cheez nahi, jo har waqt tayar ho,
Pyar to wo hai, jisme kisi ke aane ki umeed na ho,
lekin phir bhi intezar ho.
Angry Father: What do you mean by bringing my daughter home at 3 in morning
Suitor: Well Sir, I have to be at job at 7 am.
:)
Arz kiya hai
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Gaur farmaiye…
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se :)
wah wah …
Salesman:Complete set of encyclopaedia,
74 volumes, Just Rs.1000
Man: Not needed,
I’m married, wife knows everything
HELLO
Do you know its meaning…
H-How r u?
E-Everything is alright
L-Like to hear 4m u
L-Love to see u soon
O-Obviously I miss you
What is similarity between problem of Maths and Girls?
1. Both are difficult to handle
2. Math problem may have a solution but the other one ….?
4 Guys
1 from Harvard University
1 from Oxford
1 from Texas
1 Santa from Punjab university
All are asked 1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in the world.
Harvard: Light
Oxford: Thought
Texas: Blink of eye
Santa: Its loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed and
before I could blink, think or turn on lights, it was over.
Some Men Join the army
because they are single
& they like war.
Some men join the army
because they are MARRIED
& they like PEACE.
New Examination pattern in India:
1. General: Answers all questions
2. OBC: Write any one question
3. SC: Read all questions
4. ST: Thanx 4 coming
5. Gujjars: Thanx 4 allowing others to attend the exam.
Pehle TEZ BAARISH ki tarah sms aate they,
Phir RIMJHIM sms aane lage,
Ab RUK RUK kar BUNDA BANDI sms aa rahe hai,
kya aage SUKHA padne ki chetawni hai….
LIFE becomes LIE, if F is missing,
F stands for Friend,
I’m happy to say my life is not a lie, as
I have you as my friend.
Thanks 4 being a nice buddy
Wordless Wisdom:
Each drop of a tear is costly than anything in the world,
but no one knows its value,
until they have it in their own eyes for ‘Someone’
Santa ki amma mar gayi.
1 aadmi bola-Amma, mujhe bhi le jati…
2-4 aur bole-amma, hame bhi le jati….
Santa bola:Chup ho jao gadho, amma kya tata sumo kar ke gayi hai.
When you miss someone,
D person is definitely special to you. RIGHT
But my opinion is
"If d person is so special,
Why to miss them?,
Just keep in touch as I do."
Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya.
Dost: Kyon kya hua?
Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye,
papa ne books hi bhej di.
:->