Pyar wo nahi, jisme jeet ya haar ho,
Pyar koi cheez nahi, jo har waqt tayar ho,
Pyar to wo hai, jisme kisi ke aane ki umeed na ho,
lekin phir bhi intezar ho.
Angry Father: What do you mean by bringing my daughter home at 3 in morning
Suitor: Well Sir, I have to be at job at 7 am.
:)
Arz kiya hai
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Gaur farmaiye…
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se :)
wah wah …
Salesman:Complete set of encyclopaedia,
74 volumes, Just Rs.1000
Man: Not needed,
I’m married, wife knows everything
HELLO
Do you know its meaning…
H-How r u?
E-Everything is alright
L-Like to hear 4m u
L-Love to see u soon
O-Obviously I miss you
What is similarity between problem of Maths and Girls?
1. Both are difficult to handle
2. Math problem may have a solution but the other one ….?
4 Guys
1 from Harvard University
1 from Oxford
1 from Texas
1 Santa from Punjab university
All are asked 1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in the world.
Harvard: Light
Oxford: Thought
Texas: Blink of eye
Santa: Its loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed and
before I could blink, think or turn on lights, it was over.
Some Men Join the army
because they are single
& they like war.
Some men join the army
because they are MARRIED
& they like PEACE.
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