chubby cheeks
dimple chin
browny lips,
tiny eyes,
rosy tongue….
wow…
actually i was pointing out similarities between Hutch dog and you..
it’s great, r u twins.
A father to son: Wo Pados wali ladki ko dekh, Exam mein 1st aayi hai..
Son replies,"Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to fail ho gaya."
Kuch pal hote hain, kuch pal ke liye,
Ji le inhe hum har pal ke liye,
Ye waqt to ret ki tarah fisal jayega,
De jayega yaadein umar bhar ke liye.
Good Morning
If the first button of a shirt is wrongly put,
all the rest are surely crooked.
So, always be careful on your first step,
rest will all come correct…
Few ants were taking bath.
Elephant jumped into the pool.
All ants got out of water
1 ant climbed on the elephant
Al ants shouted..
"Duba, saale ko duba"
A beautiful girl goes 2 a professor’s cabin & says
"I will do anything 2 pass d exam"
Professor:"anything"
Girl:"Yes"
Professor:"Then open ur
Books n study"
Never Give up, if u still wanna try…
Never hide tears, if u still wanna cry…
Never settle 4 d answer, if u still wanna know…
Never stop copying, if ur confident of 33 or more…
Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne,
Aankho ko ek chand dikha diya aapne,
Hame zindagi to di khuda ne,
par Itni pyari dosti dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.
I have already told Santa,
what I want for my Xmas present.
A friend that stays for me forever…..
So, if a fat man in red comes to you and
tries to pack you……
plzzz do co-operate.
Year 2006 ke,
12 months
52 weeks
8760 hours
525600 mins.
31536000 secs.
mein agar meri taraf se koi bhi galti hui ho,
to
to
to
to kya kar loge…
dekh lenge.
PLEASE CALL ME.
ITS URGENT.
EK ACCIDENT HO GAYA HAI.
Tumhara hi blood group chahiye.
PLZZZZ, Mana mat karna,…..
varna
Mera TOMMY mar jayega…
I like three things
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. “You"
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and “you" to …..
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Oh Hello!
Table kaun saaf karega.
Funny but True Fact
A woman worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.
Some joys are better expressed in silence,
as a smile holds more meaning than laughter
I asked myself, if i enjoyed meeting you,
I just smiled.
Santa: Jab main mar jaun, to samne wali family ko jaroor bulana,
Banta: Kyon
Santa: Kyonki us ghar me jab koi mar jata hai to, ladies murde se lipat lipat ke roti hai.
Perk says to Dairymilk,
I think we’re the sweetest person on this Earth.
Dairy Milk replies,"Wait,
you haven’t seen the person reading this sms"
We smile at whom we like,
We cry for whom we care,
We laugh with whom we enjoy,
&
We become angry with whom we feel
is our own.
That’s Friendship
Yaad hoti hi hai satane ke liye,
Koi Rutha hi phir man jane ke liye,
Rishta banana to koi mushkil nahi,
Bas jaan tak chali jati hai, rishta nibhane ke liye.
Friends are like street lights along the road.
They don’t make the distance any shorter,
but they light up the path and
make the walk worthwhile.
STRESS: When your wife is pregnant
TENSION: When your girl friend is pregnant
PANIC: When both are pregnant
TRAGIC: When you are not responsible for their pregnancy.
A man makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone.
He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it.
Both talked for long time and fell in love.
Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife.
Mr. Ali had 4 sons named
Rehmat Ali
Barkat Ali
Mehboob Ali &
Altaf Ali
5th time, it was twins,
Ali’s wife decided to name them
BAS-KAR-ALI
REHAM-KAR-ALI
Banda: “khuda muje jahan ka dard de,
dukh de,
tension de,
barbadi de."
Khude: “Ek line mein bol na biwi de."
Sapno ke aap saahil hue,
Na jane kaise hum apki dosti ke kabil hue,
karzdar rahenge hum us haseen pal ke,
jab aap hamari duniya mein shaamil hue.
A sardar proposed a girl and fall down,
stood up and again fall down… several times.
The girl was surprised, She asked,"Wat r u doing?
Sardar replied,"I’m falling in love."
A Sardar proposed a girl…
Girl said,"I’m 1 year elder to you"…
Sardar replied,"Oye, No problem Soniye, I’ll marry you next year."
A boy filling an application form, gets confused & asks from father:
"Dad, ‘Mother Tongue’ ke column mein kya likhu."
Dad replied,"Very long likh de"
Safal hone ke liye 3 factory jaroor lagao
1. Brain mein Ice Factory
2. Zuban mein Sugar Factory
3. Heart mein Love Factory
phir life hogi Satis Factory
Aapko…
sirf aapko
aur aapko
are aapko
haan haan aapko,
baba aapko aapko
only aapko
aur kisi ko nahi
bas aapko
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hamesha tang karenge……
Gold rate is increasing day by day.
I’m so worried about you dear.
You be careful, someone may kidnap u.
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because you are a gem with 24 k golden heart.
A man makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone.
He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it.
Both talked for long time and fell in love.
Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife.
Chand Gaya, Suraj nikla …..
kab tak tum soe rahoge?…
jag bhi jao,
kab tak mere khayalon mein khoye rahoge.
Never get tired of doing little things to others,
coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them.
That’s why I won’t get tired of sending my little Hi to U.
Do you know what is Education?
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It is the process of wasting 1/4 of our life to learn how to waste 3/4 of the remaining.
Koi Kitab aisi milti,
Jispe dil luta dete
Har subject ne dimag khaya,
kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,
Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,
Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete.
Kabhi koi apna anjan ho jata hai,
Kisi Anjan se pyaar ho jata hai,
Jaruri nahi, jo khushi de, usi se pyar ho,
Dil Todne walon se bhi Aksar pyar ho jata hai.
Santa was driving car zigzag on the road.
Traffic inspector stopped him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car.
Inspector: without instructor?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.
Kash Hathon ki lakirein khich pate hum,
Apni takdeer likh paate hum,
Mumkin hota agar aisa to,
Apne hisse ki har khushi,
aapke naam likh jate hum.
Hardest moment is not when u lose something,
and tears come out of your eyes,
Rather, It is when you lose something
and still manage to smile.
That’s Life
"Happy Diwali"
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Soch rahe hoge, aaj kyon..
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Ab tum
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DON
ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai.
New Exam Pattern
1) All questions to be answered by “General" students.
2) “OBC" students write questions only.
3) “SC’s" put the question number only, if possible.
4) “ST’s" just read the question paper…!
NOTE: OBC, SC, ST students can also take the help of invigilator, if they don’t understand instructions.
Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi,
Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi,
Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha…..
Ravan ke baad kisiko ko aana tha
Tumhari yaad Dil se jane na denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge,
Sharafat se sms karo….
varna…
khoob marenge
aur rone bhi na denge.
Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain."
Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal."
Kuch bikhre sapno se aankho mein nami si hai,
Ek chhota sa aasma aur umido ki zamin si hai,
Yun to zindagi mein bahut kuch mila zindagi mein,
sirf jo apne dur hai, unki kami si hai.
Aadmi Sadhu se bola,"Meri Biwi mujhe bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao."
Sadhu bola,"Abe upay hota, to main sadhu hi kyon banta."
Success isn’t the matter of
being the best & winning the race;
Success is a matter of handling the worst and
still finishing the race.
Be Happy in Ur life.
There’s only one difference between Dream and Aim
Dreams require sound sleep to see them,
whereas Aim require sleepless efforts to fulfill them…
Namaskar
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Aapki dosti ki battery low ho rahi hai.
kripya, sms karke turant recharge kare.
From DSNL
(Dosti Sanchar Nigam Limited)
Santa Singh says to his wife Banta kaur, “There is surely a hidden camera in the room."
Banta Kaur,"How did u know?"
Santa Singh,"Every five minutes TV says, You are watching Star TV."
Santa,"Main paida Mumbai mein hua, par padhai chennai mein ki."
Banta,"Phir to school aane jaane mein bahut der lag jaati hogi."
Wo mud mud ke
hamen dekh rahe the,
aur hum unhe.
Wo mud mud ke
hamen dekh rahe the,
aur hum unhe.
Kyunki Exam mein
na unhe kuch aata tha
na hamen.
Ek Sardar ko party ka invitation mila, jisme likha tha, “TIE ONLY"
Sardar jab party mein Gaya, to usne dekha, logon ne pant aur shirt bhi pahen rakhe the.
2 Sardar ped pe baith kar gana ga rahe the,
achanak ek ulta latak ke gane laga,
dusre ne pucha, “ulta latak ke kyon gaa rahe ho."
pehla bola,"are bewkoof, side B gaa raha ho.
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