Fact of life:
No sound in dis world can be more louder than silence
and if anyone cannot understand your silence,
then they can never understand your words too.
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya…
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya…
Chaturai se ki jisne…
usne kya ukhaad liya :)
A chinese was in hospital.
An Indian went to meet him,
Chinese said,"CHING CHONG..MOU CHOU CHA…" & died
Indian went to china to know the meaning.
It was;KAMINE OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PAIR HATA
When I don’t get ur sms,
A little pain in my heart,
n tears in my eyes
& Sadness falls on my face…..
What is it….
Nothing… Just Draamebaazi :)
Food for thought:
Shoes v wear r sold in AC market, while vegetables dat we eat are many a times sold on footpaths.
Pizza reaches faster than Ambulance.
….
Life has its own ways
All electrons were having party,
Suddenly Protons entered n attacked them.
….
A Hero comes and saves them….
Electrons ask,"Who are you?"
Hero replies,"Bond…. Covalent Bond *7^(*4%$$#
Teacher: Oxygen is must for life.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God, I was born after that,
Pehle paida hota to mar jata.
Tufani Baarish, Aadhi Raat,
Sardar Pizza Hut pe Pizza lene aaya.
Waiter: RU Married
Sardar: Gadhe, Aisi Barsati raat me kaunsi maan apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi
Caring is a gift that no one can buy.
It’s made up of love that roots in our hearts n creates memories
not just for a while but 4 a lifetime
Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai…
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain…
Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte :)
Apun ko yaad karne ka,
Apun ko phone karne ka,
Apun ko sms bhi karne ka…..
Nahi kiya to ………
To
to
to
Darne ka nahi….
Apun karega… :)
“Gandhigiri Hai re"
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