Ye khaas message hai…
Ise aap kal padhna…
Maine kaha na…
kal padhna..
Nahi manoge, to ye lo….
HAPPY NEW YEAR
in advance
Pranam sa,
kal to network me congestion ho jayelo,
e vaste me thane aabar hi wish karu sa…
Naye saal ki Ram-Ram…..
E saal the ghani khushiyan pao…
As this year is coming to an end,
I wish to thank people who have touched
various walks of my life in
their own different ways.
THANK U
& a very
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Before the sun sets in this year,
Before the memories fade,
Before the mobile network gets jammed,
& before your inbox is full
Let me have the pleasure to wish you
a very very
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Mana ke hum itne ‘SWEET’ b nahi
k diabetes ho jay
Na itne ‘SALTY’ ke BP badh jaye.
Na itne ‘TASTY’ k mazaa aa jaye,
Par itne ‘Kadwe’ bhi nahi k
yaad na aaye.
Do ordinary for God,
He will do extraordinary for you,
Do natural for God,
He will do super natural for you,
Do possible for God,
He will do what is impossible for you.
Christmas ka ye pyara tyohar..
Jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
Santa claus aaye aapke dwar
Shubhkamna hamari kare sweekar
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Ye khaas message hai,
Ise 4 din baad padhna
Kaha tha na, 4 din bad…
Nahi manaoge….
to ye lo
HAPPY NEW YEAR
kiya na maine sabse pehle wish
Never think hard about past, it brings tears,
Don’t think more about future, it bring fears.
Live dis moment wid a smile, it brings cheers.
God sent us to find such friends
that if we meet them even in hell, they will say:
"CHAL YAMRAJ KI CLASS BUNK MARTE HAIN."
Patni: Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho,
Dus saal pehle maine us se shaadi ke liye inkar kiya tha,
Aur wo aaj tak pi raha hai.
Pati: Wah, Itni lambi celebration
"Its not your mistake
if you can’t read the eyes which cheats you."
But
"Its really your mistake
if you can’t read the eyes which loves you."
If someone dies early,
people say God loves him very much..
But you are still on Earth,
it means someone on Earth
loves you much more than God.
I’m moving permanently to New Delhi.
I’ll give you my new number.
I have no choice…
Bye, Gud nite, tc…
They have chosen me as new PRESIDENT OF INDIA.
Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
Even one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further…
So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel
Ae khuda aaj barsat ho jaye,
kam se kam ek katori pani bhar jaye,
jo mujhe sms na kare, uska cell us me dub jaye,
na rahega fone, na bajegi tone.
Are Deewano…
Mujhe Pehchano…
Kahan se aaya…
Main hu kaun
Main hu kaun
Main hu…
Main hu…
Main hu…
Number dekh ke pata nahi lagta kya :)
Sardar rings his boss,"I’m sick."
Boss," When I’m sick, I kiss my wife, You also try it."
2 hrs. later, Sardar rings back,
"I’m feeling better Sir, Your wife is grreat."
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