If it didn’t bring joy, leave it behind.
Ring in the year with Good things in mind.
Forget things that brought pain
Turn a leaf with smell of new rain…
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Life is not about finding right person
but creating right relationship.
Its not how much we care in beginning
but how much we care till end.
Ek bar 300 sardarji ship me travel kar rahe the.
Lekin sare ke sare doob gaye..
Kaise ??
Nothing serious.
Ship beech me kharab hua, to dhakka dene niche utre the.
Sharabi phoned wife:
Mai ghar nahi aa sakda, car da steering, gear, dashboard chori ho gaya hai.
After some time he phoned again,
"Mai aa riha ha, pehle pichli seat te beh gaya c."
Sardar in ne 1 board par pada,
"Likhne wala brilliant, padne wala Gadha."
Sardar garm hua,
Usne board saf kiya aur likha
"Likhne wala Gadha aur padhne wala brilliant"
:)
Kati patang, mari baazi
Chali gagan me patang hamari,
Ghar mein baithe kya tum ladoo hi khaoge
ya phir hamare saath patang bhi udaoge.
1 punjaban STD booth pe gaye or STD wale ke 2 thappad lagaye.
STD wale ne pucha,"Kyun mara"
Punjaban boli,"Samne board pe likha hai 2 laga ke dial kare."
Twinkle twinkle yaaran di car…
Khadke glassi in the bar…
Punjabi bhangra te chicken fryeee
Tuhanu lohri di lakh lakh vadai..
HAPPY LOHRI
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