person with good character

Reality rocks..
"We may admire a
person with beauty,
knowledge or wealth.
but we always trust
only a person with
good character"…..!!!

Boy to Gym coach-

Boy to Gym coach-
I want to impress my
lover, which machine
should i use?
Coach - use the ATM
machine outside the Gym..

Life changes from:

Life changes from:
Classroom to office
Books to files
Jeans to formals
Pocket money to salary
Girlfriend to wife
but friends never change
they are always be friends.

you cant hold some ones right hand in your right hand

Its just meaningless to
expect some one to be
of your type, because you
cant hold some ones right
hand in your right hand to
walk together.

Sardar to Taxi driver

Sardar to Taxi driver:-
Iskon temple hogtira..??
Taxi driver:- hogtini sir…
Sardar:-ok.. hogi baruvaga
nanage swalpa prasada tanni.

love is life...!

A line from a person
who has undrstood
life properly
"I thought love is life…!
But my love taught
me what is life..!
Good morning

difference between friends and enemies

We get hurt by both enemies
and friends.. difference is ,
when enemies hurt, can tell to
friends.. but when friends
hurt, can’t tell to anyone.

oh my innocent kid

"Little fish ask her mom,
why we cant live on earth?
Mother said, oh my innocent kid,
earth is made for “selfish" not
for “fish"

Love begines with a smile

Love begines with a smile,
grows with time, ends with
a tears. When you were born,
you were crying and everyone
around you was smiling.
Live your life so that when you die,
you’re the one smiling and everyone
around you is crying .

sign of unspoken happines

Great lines:
"Sometimes tears are
a sign of unspoken happines,
and a smile is sign of silent pain."

hey send a coffe to my cabin

A junior in an office dialed his
boss number by mistake and
said:
hey send a coffe to my cabin
in two minutes…!
Boss:shouted do you know
whom you’re talking to?!!’
..junior:no!
Boss:I’m the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): and do
you whom you’re talking to?
Boss:no?
Junior:thank god.(and disconnected the phone).

Feelings don't dies easily

"Feelings don’t dies easily because
we keep feeding them with
memories…. that’s exactly the
reason why that’s soo hard to
move on…!!!

Who wants go to heaven

Teacher:"Who wants to go to
heaven"?
everybody raise their hands
except one small boy!
teacher asks him:"Why"
he says:" mom said:come directly
home after school"!

where does the sun go in the night?

Interviewer: where does the sun go
in the night?
sardar:it doesn’t go anywhere.
interviewer:superb,please
continue.
sardar:because of darkness
we can’t see it..!!

your heart tells you, "dont worry you can fly

Falling in love is like jumping

off a really tall building.

your head tells you

"idiot, you’re gonna die."

but your heart tells you,

"dont worry you can fly"

Impossibilities in the world

Impossibilities in the world
1.you cannot count your hair..
2.you cannot wash your eyes
with soap…
3.you cannot breath when
your tongue is out!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
Please put your tongue inside.
Dont act like a stupid…
:-)

begining of something more beautiful..

"Everything in life has a
beautiful ending.
If its not beautiful.
then believe its not the end,
its just begining of
something more beautiful.."

amazing things about sleep!

There are many amazing
things about sleep! and
one of them is that
.
.
you always wake up
with a new hair style!!

Success is never permanent

Think about it
Success is never permanent,
Failure is never final. So,
always do not stop untill
your victory makes a
history….

I know I am something

Great motivational words to
be written in everyone’s heart:
"I know I am something,
because god doesn’t create
anything as waste..!!

greatest glory in life is not by winning....

Never get discouraged when
things go beyond your
expectations, Always
remember that the
greatest glory in life is not
by winning but rising
everytime you fall……

Your HEART decides whom you want in life

"Time decides whom you meet
in life"
"Your HEART decides whom
you want in life"
but
"our behaviour decides who
will stay in our life"

one negative thought can burn thousands of positive dreams

One tree makes one lakh
matchsticks, but one
matchstick can burn one lakh
trees.
"one negative thought can
burn thousands of positive
dreams."

What is a line

maths sir: what is a line?
a genius answered :
a line is a dot, goin for a
walk!!!
sir again: so what are
parallel lines?
a dot goin walk wit its
girlfriend…

Signs of a person working in MNC

3 Signs that a person is workin
in the corporate world..
1.stressed
2.depressed
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.
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.
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3.still wel dressed!!

Husband got divorced from his wife..!!

Husband got divorced from his
wife..!!
Because he liked ‘Like’ on her
status and wrote “LOL"…!!
And her status was ‘My mom
just died’

serious life

No matter how serious life
gets, you will constantly need
the company of people with
whom you can be completely
childish