Santani: Lo light chali gayi…
Santa: Light chali gayi to fan chalu kar..
Santani: Lo kar di stupid walo baat, fan chalu karne se mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
dua hai hamari ‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe’
Happy Diwali
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…
Hamari Bhagwan se prarthna hai ki wo aapko
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH
DE
SHUBH DEEPAWALI…
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
Diwali aai,
masti chahi,
rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye,
Dhoom Dhadaka,
chhoda phataka,
jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye,
"Happy Diwali"
Best Traffic ad for the year
Lord Ganesha says,
"Care for ur head,
Not everyone gets
a replacement
like me!
Wear helmet!!
Have a good life!!!
Jony Jony poem in rajasthani
‘Kalu kalu’
‘k bapu’
‘zardo khayo’
‘na bapu’
‘jhoot bole’
‘na bapu’
‘mundo khol’
‘aa thu aa thu…!’
Even a small dot can stop a big sentence
But, Few more dots can give a CONTINUITY..
Amazing but true
Every ending can be a new beginning…
Ek sardar ne mendak se pucha: Sardaron me dimag hota hai ya nahi
Mendak bola: NAHI
aur pani mein kood gaya.
Sardar: To isme SUICIDE karne wali konsi baat thi
Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,
Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho..
Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.
The World is round,
We’ll meet again and again..
Whenver we meet I’ll ask you,"How r u?"
Hope you’ll not jumble the words and ask me,"Who r u?"
Pearl of life:
Don’t count what u lost,
Cherish what u have and
plan what u can gain
because
Past never returns
and
Future may return d lost…
Friendship means:
U happy, I happy,
U sad, I sad,
U laugh, I laugh,
U jump down from the building,
….
I continue to laugh.
Send this message to 5,00,000 people…
DO NOT IGNORE,
Its very serious,
This is not a joke,
ITS GOD GRACE,
After one month,
you’ll receive something big….
YOUR MOBILE BILL
Palak jhuka kar salaam karte hai,
Dil ki duwa aapke naam karte hai,
Kabool ho to muskura dena,
Aapki ek muskurahat pe jaan nisar karte hai.
Think smart…
Think positive…
Think beautiful…
Think great….
Think attractive…
But wait… this will be too much for you….
Just think about me….
Coming together is beginning
Staying together is progress
Living together is life
Dying together is love
But being apart and still being together
is friendship
Every morning you have two choices,
Continue your sleep with your dreams,
or
Wake up and Chase your dreams,
Choice is yours….
Good Morning
Kuch to jite hai
jannat ki tamanna lekar…
Kuch tamannaein
jina sikha deti hain…
Hum kis tamanna ke sahare jiye,
Ye zindagi roz ek tamanna badha deti hai…
Morning is a wonderful opportunity
2 pray
2 love
2 care
2 smile
and to thank God
4 all that we received in life….
GOOD MORNING
Ehsaas aapka jis pal nahi hota,
Saason ka silsila mukammal nahi hota,
Mobile ka inbox bhi khoobsurat nahi lagta,
Jab tak isme aapka ek rapchik sms nahi hota..
Life is KISMAT KONNECTION
When it ends JAANE TU YA JAANE NA
So lets do THODA PYAR THODA MAGIC
Who knows LOVE STORY 2050
comes in your life and make it JANNAT
Fact of life:
Some tough battles have 2 b fought alone…
Some paths have to be crossed alone…
So, never be emotionally attached to any one…
U never know, when you have to walk alone
Night is a nice gift„,
so open the gift by closing ur eyes,
u’ll see the another world waiting for you….
Enjoy it with sweet dreamz
Government of India ne aaj ek naya rule pass kiya hai,
Smart logo ko personality tax pay karna padega…
Aap to safe hain,
O my God, Mera kya hoga….
I want to share everything with you…
your sadness,
your happy moments,
each & everything,
every single second of the day,
Let’s start with your “ATM Password"…
I wish your life…
Soft as silk
White as milk
Sweet as honey
Full of money
May all dreamz come true…
Good Morning
Read Carefully,
Last nite God gave me 2 choices.
Either to have a good friend like you or to have excellent memory….
….
I don’t remember what I chose
Give laugh to all but smile to one,
Give Cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all, but heart to one,
Give life to all but live for one.
Take Care
Nepali ko chiragh mila…
Chirag Ragra…
Jinn Nikla….
Bola - 3 wish batao…
Nepali bola…
1. Ek Bara bangla…
2. Usme khoob daulatmand log…
3. Mujhe usme chowkidaar lagwado…..
Behind Every successful student,
there is one girl friend,
But what about unsuccessful student,
..
..
..
..
..
..
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A Beautiful Teacher :)
Behind Every successful student,
there is one girl friend,
But what about unsuccessful student,
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
Lot of girl friends :)
Allah kiski ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de,
System de to balance na de,
Agar balance de to kam se kam 2-4 msg karne ka hausla de
Halki si dhoop barsaat ke baad,
Thodi si khushi har baat ke baad,
Isi tarah sab ko mubarak ho Jashn-e-azaadi aap ke baad,
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
Ever noticed,
Our Parents spend 1st 18 months trying to make us stand up and talk,
……
and the next 18 years
trying to make us sit and listen…
Yesterday, In my dreams all my books were singing…
Guess…
which song
….
Zara zara hold me, hold me, hold me
zara zara touch me, touch me, touch me….
THINK:
"Always behave like a Duck."
Be calm and unruffled on the surface
but
paddle with great vigour underneath.
Kisi ki yaad aaye - Yaad karo
Jyada aaye - SMS karo
Aur jyada aaye - Phone karo
Aur jyada aaye - Mil lo
Aur jyada aaye - Pyar karo,
Aur jyada aaye - SHADI kar lo…..
….
….
….
….
PHIR KABHI NAYI AAYEGI… :)
Sometimes we wonder
why friends keep forwarding messages to us,
The reason is bcoz they have nothing to say,
but still want to keep in touch
Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai…
Socho kyo…?
Kyonki wo apne aap ko branch manger samajhta hai.. :)
Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, walk on hotcoal barefoot
Jus 4 u
Girl: So sweet, can you come to my home right now.
Boy:Not now, It is raining outside.
@ ‘ @
@ ‘/’ @ ‘/’
‘/ / / ‘/’ / / This BUNCH OF FLOWERS
/ / / / @/
/ / / is being specially delivered
"%"
to you Just to say
“HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY"
Let me tie this to your hand
===()===
A friendship band
for a
true friend
We are apart, still I can feel You are nearest to me
"HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY"
No word is as beautiful as friend,
No friend is as wonderful as you,
A friend is sweet when it is new,
Its sweeter when its true, Like u,
$ HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY $
Fact of life:
No sound in dis world can be more louder than silence
and if anyone cannot understand your silence,
then they can never understand your words too.
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya…
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya…
Chaturai se ki jisne…
usne kya ukhaad liya :)
A chinese was in hospital.
An Indian went to meet him,
Chinese said,"CHING CHONG..MOU CHOU CHA…" & died
Indian went to china to know the meaning.
It was;KAMINE OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PAIR HATA
When I don’t get ur sms,
A little pain in my heart,
n tears in my eyes
& Sadness falls on my face…..
What is it….
Nothing… Just Draamebaazi :)
Food for thought:
Shoes v wear r sold in AC market, while vegetables dat we eat are many a times sold on footpaths.
Pizza reaches faster than Ambulance.
….
Life has its own ways
All electrons were having party,
Suddenly Protons entered n attacked them.
….
A Hero comes and saves them….
Electrons ask,"Who are you?"
Hero replies,"Bond…. Covalent Bond *7^(*4%$$#
Teacher: Oxygen is must for life.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God, I was born after that,
Pehle paida hota to mar jata.
Tufani Baarish, Aadhi Raat,
Sardar Pizza Hut pe Pizza lene aaya.
Waiter: RU Married
Sardar: Gadhe, Aisi Barsati raat me kaunsi maan apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi
Caring is a gift that no one can buy.
It’s made up of love that roots in our hearts n creates memories
not just for a while but 4 a lifetime
Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai…
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain…
Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte :)
Apun ko yaad karne ka,
Apun ko phone karne ka,
Apun ko sms bhi karne ka…..
Nahi kiya to ………
To
to
to
Darne ka nahi….
Apun karega… :)
“Gandhigiri Hai re"
In INDIA, a survey was that
how many boys want to go on
DATE with ME.
5% said YES
0% said NO
95% said, “Sapne mat Dikhao Yaar, Hamari aisi kismat kahan."
Pyar wo nahi, jisme jeet ya haar ho,
Pyar koi cheez nahi, jo har waqt tayar ho,
Pyar to wo hai, jisme kisi ke aane ki umeed na ho,
lekin phir bhi intezar ho.
Angry Father: What do you mean by bringing my daughter home at 3 in morning
Suitor: Well Sir, I have to be at job at 7 am.
:)
Arz kiya hai
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Gaur farmaiye…
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se :)
wah wah …
Salesman:Complete set of encyclopaedia,
74 volumes, Just Rs.1000
Man: Not needed,
I’m married, wife knows everything
HELLO
Do you know its meaning…
H-How r u?
E-Everything is alright
L-Like to hear 4m u
L-Love to see u soon
O-Obviously I miss you
What is similarity between problem of Maths and Girls?
1. Both are difficult to handle
2. Math problem may have a solution but the other one ….?
4 Guys
1 from Harvard University
1 from Oxford
1 from Texas
1 Santa from Punjab university
All are asked 1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in the world.
Harvard: Light
Oxford: Thought
Texas: Blink of eye
Santa: Its loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed and
before I could blink, think or turn on lights, it was over.
Some Men Join the army
because they are single
& they like war.
Some men join the army
because they are MARRIED
& they like PEACE.
New Examination pattern in India:
1. General: Answers all questions
2. OBC: Write any one question
3. SC: Read all questions
4. ST: Thanx 4 coming
5. Gujjars: Thanx 4 allowing others to attend the exam.
Pehle TEZ BAARISH ki tarah sms aate they,
Phir RIMJHIM sms aane lage,
Ab RUK RUK kar BUNDA BANDI sms aa rahe hai,
kya aage SUKHA padne ki chetawni hai….
LIFE becomes LIE, if F is missing,
F stands for Friend,
I’m happy to say my life is not a lie, as
I have you as my friend.
Thanks 4 being a nice buddy
Wordless Wisdom:
Each drop of a tear is costly than anything in the world,
but no one knows its value,
until they have it in their own eyes for ‘Someone’
Santa ki amma mar gayi.
1 aadmi bola-Amma, mujhe bhi le jati…
2-4 aur bole-amma, hame bhi le jati….
Santa bola:Chup ho jao gadho, amma kya tata sumo kar ke gayi hai.
When you miss someone,
D person is definitely special to you. RIGHT
But my opinion is
"If d person is so special,
Why to miss them?,
Just keep in touch as I do."
Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya.
Dost: Kyon kya hua?
Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye,
papa ne books hi bhej di.
:->
Kisi Shayar ne arz kiya hai:
Murkh tha Shahjahan,
Jo kar gaya itna kharcha TAJ par
Are kambakht, har din ek nayi mumtaz
aa jati us kharche ke BYAAZ par
:)
A good teacher is one who tells you to study hard…
But the best teacher is one who stands outside the examination hall and shouts’
"Oye kanjaro, flying aa gayi, parchiyan chhupa do."
:) Just joking
If you care for or Luv sum1,
Don’t ever lose attachment wid dat person,
coz u never know dat the one you let go might
be the one you have waited for all your life.
A true relation is not like Rain,
which comes and goes.
Infact, it is just like AIR,
sometimes silent but always around…
Alphabetic advice for you:
A+B+C = Avoid Bad company
D+E+F = Don’t Entertain fools
G+H+I = Go 4 High ideas
J+K+L+M = Just keep lovely friends like me
Pain of missing gud friends isn’t their absence,
but it’s when u think of gud times u have shared n u ask urself
"Will those moments happen ever again?"
and the answer is no.
Laloo ji ne Raabri se I love you kaha aur gir pade,
fir uthe I love you kaha aur phir gir pade,
Raabri: ee ka hai,
Laloo: dekhti nahi ka, i’m fallin in love
Raat ka andhera ek saugat lata hai,
Din ka ujala ek imtihan lata hai,
Aap hamare saath ho ya na ho,
Har jhonka aapki yaado ka paigam lata hai.
Friendship… isn’t how much u can get,
but how much u can give;
Its not about giving up, but holding on;
Not about how u say I care 4 u,
but how u show dat…
Sweetest kiss: on 4head
Loveliest kiss: on cheeks
Most Romantic kiss: on lips
N d hottest kiss:….
….
…
…
…
….
…
on d bike’s silencer after it has run 100 km.
JUST TRY IT.
Few Nice Words:
It’s always better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
And it is always better to
love a bit
than
to hurt a lot.
Life is like cotton…
Don’t make it heavier by dipping it in water of sorrow…
but make it lighter by letting it blow in the wind of joy.
ENJOY
D most critical moment in ur life:
When some1 very special hurts you so deeply
that it causes tears in ur eyes,
and then asks,"what happened?"
nd u say,"NOTHING"
Everyday I wait 4 ur msg/call
But everyday u 4get,
4om now onwards,
if any day u 4get,
I’ll jump from…..
….
….
….
GROUND FLOOR.
Don’t laugh, I’m serious
"Living in hell with our loved ones
is always better than
living in heaven with no one."
So, Always keep the value of one,
who loves you.
Mera SMS Mila….
…
Nahi mila
…
….
…..
Ye lo…
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
…
…
Lo chote SMS
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
…
…
Ye lo remix
sMs
Sms
sMS
..
..
Stylish wale bhi lo
$m$
$m$
$m$
…
…
Ab to khush…
To ab muskura do :)
We have many options to die….
POISON
SLEEPING PILLS
HANGING BY NECK
JUMPING 4M A BUILDING
COMING UNDER A TRAIN….
But we choose the worst…
EDUCATION
Tadap-Tadap ke marenge :)
It is true that every effort is not converted to success…..
…
But it is equally true that …
success does not come without efforts..
Kuch log bina kahe alfaz hote hain…
Kuch log is kadar khaas hote hain…
ki jitna bhi rahen nigahon se door,
dil ke hamesha paas hote hain…
Dil ki lakeer pe koi gam na ho….
Hamari ye dosti kabhi kam na ho..
Aapko mile zamane ki har khushi,….
chahe us khushi me ham ho na ho…
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